Embarrasing Quotes

“You want to make him interested in you? Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence”

“If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances”

“For a marriage relationship to flourish, there must be intimacy. It takes an enormous amount of courage to say to your spouse, "This is me. I'm not proud of it -- in fact, I'm a little embarrassed by it -- but this is who I am."”

“At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.”

“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”

“If you have embarrassed yourself and are going to laugh about it someday, you might as well start today.”

“If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances”

“One begins to mistrust very clever people when they become embarrassed”

“I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.”

“I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles.”

“Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler”

“I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking kid. My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want me to be seen . . . They enrolled me in a school for the blind.”

“There is nothing to be embarrassed about being profitable.”

“How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.”

“If my jeans could talk, would I be embarrassed?”

“I myself spent hours in the Columbia library as intimidated and embarrassed as a famished gourmet invited to a dream restaurant where every dish from all the world's cuisines, past and present, was available on request.”

“A wit would often be embarrassed without the company of fools”

“What is a fine person or a beauteous face, Unless deportment give them decent grace; Blessed with all other requisites to please, To want the striking elegance of ease; Awkward, embarrassed, stiff, without the skill Of moving gracefully, or standing”

“He scratched his ear, the infallible resource to which embarrassed people have recourse.”

Embarrassing Definition A threatened nation can react to uncertain dangers solely through administrative channels, to the truly embarrassing situation of perhaps overreacting. Jurgen Habermas

Actually, I find it embarrassing being a pop star. I prefer it when people just treat me like anybody else, although occasionally there is a side of me, which is indulgent and I expect certain things because of my position. It's one of the perks. Michael Hutchence

And if there was something, suppose I wanted to write something really damning or embarrassing about one of the owners, that would really be a problem on the NFL's site. Gregg Easterbrook

As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls. Rita Mae Brown

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing. Hugh Grant

Bob summed it up best when he was on his knees at the end of the night saying, 'Don't trust in Guided By Voices.' You were there; was the show awful or something? I know it was sloppy, but they're not really that tight anyway, but was it embarrassing, was it sad? Kim Deal

But I always reassure them that as far as my contractual rights can go, I will protect them and make sure that they have approval over every bit of it so that they know I won't show something that's embarrassing. Jay Roach

But you have to understand that I consider myself a very modest artist, or whatever, and not of importance really at all - it is quite embarrassing to me to be asked my opinion about things. I am only a wee Scottish poet on the outside of everything. Ian Hamilton Finlay

C'mon. He'd be embarrassing upstairs at the White House. So I think she'd have a hard time. I think a woman president would have to be very conservative to get elected. Chris Matthews

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details. Andy Warhol

Early on, I found the attention completely embarrassing. I'd cringe if I saw my picture on the cover of a magazine. Julie Christie

Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment. Steven Hill

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. Margot Kidder

Had Roosevelt been caught, we would have been in a lot of trouble. It would have been very embarrassing. John Perkins

I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. Marc Jacobs

I don't like to think about being an influence. It's embarrassing. Bruce Nauman

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing. Katie Holmes

I never got hurt when I was in Morocco doing all the horse riding and my own stunts. But on the last day on the last shot I slid off my horse and landed on my bottom. I did not get hurt but it was very embarrassing. Oded Fehr

I'm quite shy, so if there's a guy I like, I actually ignore him because I can't speak to him. I get all red and sweaty, and it's embarrassing. Silvia Colloca

If human beings are to survive in a nuclear age, committing acts of violence may eventually have to become as embarrassing as urinating or defecating in public are today. Myriam Miedzian

If the director says you can do better, particularly in a love scene, then it is rather embarrassing. Julie Andrews

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder.' Aldous Huxley

It is disappointing and embarrassing to the science profession that some Nobel Laureates would deliberately use their well deserved scientific reputations and hold themselves out as experts in other fields. David Douglass

It is the answers, not the questions, that are embarrassing. Helen Suzman

It was the nearest to a casualty on the Spray in her whole course, so far as I know. The young man having come on board with compliments made the mishap most embarrassing. Joshua Slocum

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid. Sean Lennon

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession. Katharine Hepburn

It's embarrassing to be involved in the same business as the mainstream comic thing. It's still very embarrassing to tell other adults that I draw comic books - their instant, preconceived notions of what that means. Daniel Clowes

It's embarrassing, isn't it? It took me 15 years to make an 18-minute movie. Andrew McCarthy

It's pleasant and bothersome and embarrassing all at once. Especially when you haven't done much and are a celebrity. Nastassja Kinski

Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss! Kelly Clarkson

My parents are older, and they lead a somewhat sheltered life. It was difficult to talk with them about things that were embarrassing to me, and that I had never spoken to them about. Anita Hill

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. Earl Wilson

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done. Sam Ewing

Now, for pure bloggers, for individual people who are just posting their own thoughts, they would still run the same risk of saying something wrong or embarrassing, but they wouldn't harm their institutions by doing so. Gregg Easterbrook

On planes I always cry. Something about altitude, the lack of oxygen and the bad movies. I cried over a St. Bernard movie once on a plane. That was really embarrassing. Michael Stipe

One girl was helped from my appearance on the show, and I swore I would not keep quiet again. When you talk about things that are embarrassing or devastating, obviously you can help people when you do. Hunter Tylo

One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian. Mortimer Adler

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady. Sydney J. Harris

Start in a small TV station so you can make all of your embarrassing mistakes early and in front of fewer people! Diane Sawyer

The current constitutional law places the president of the republic in an embarrassing situation. Jose Eduardo Dos Santos

The script was very explicit about the nudity that was supposed to be in the movie. Actually, they don't show everything we shot. They would cut here and it was floored. It was very embarrassing. Diane Kruger

The trouble with talking about acting is that it's like sex. It's enormously fun to do but just dreadfully embarrassing when you have to talk about it. Paul Bettany

There's so much truly putrid advertising out there it's embarrassing. But not all advertising is bad. Some of it is really quite mediocre. Jef I. Richards

This is odd, but there are certain things that are really embarrassing to talk about - one is my job and the success that I've had in it, and the other is money. Rick Moody

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry

What's really sad is that a lot of very talented people are being forced to do things that are very embarrassing and I don't intend to be one of them. Boy George

Women often postpone their lives, thinking that if they're not with a partner then it doesn't really count. They're still searching for their prince, in a way. And as much as we don't discuss that, because it's too embarrassing and too sad, I think it really does exist. Jane Campion

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. Jake Roberts