Mom Quotes

The most dangerous animal on earth is a mother protecting her young.

“My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

who ever said you needed a man to raise a child?

i never knew how much love my heart could hold until someone called me mommy

any woman can give birth; but it take a special woman to be a real mother

while we try to teach our children about life; they teach us what life is all about

i'm a stay at home mommy & spoiled wifey;

guess i got it all ♥

when they placed you in my arms you slipped into my heart ♥

"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."

"Poverty is hereditary - you get it from your children."

“I asked my mom if I was a gifted child... she said “they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.”

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

“I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom.”

“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after”

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.”

“It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”

“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers.”

“The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. ‘Yes’, she replied ‘but not the same ones.’”

“Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.”

“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young”

"Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."

"Children are gleeful barbarians."

"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."

"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."

"Child rearing myth #1: Labour ends when the baby is born."

"Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too."

“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.”

SuperMom and Baby... coloring pages“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.”

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

“By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class.”

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."

“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.”

“A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.”

“A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.”

“To a child's ear, "mother" is magic in any language.”

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one”

“To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.”

“A mother's heart is the child's classroom.”

“You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.”

“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.”

“Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same; and most mothers kiss and scold together.”

“Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.”

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”

“Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.”

“The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.”

Baby, get off! “Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see.”

“A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking”

“A mother is the truest friend we have…”

“The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.”

“That best academy, a mother's knee.”

“With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.”

“A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, 'Where mother is.'"

“A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.”

“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.”

“All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.”

“Making the decision to have a child - It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”

“A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.”

“She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.”

“Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”

“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love.”

“God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.”

“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”

“A mother understands what a child does not say.”

"Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother."

“The woman is weak, but the mother is strong.”

"An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest."

“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”